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Eminem - The Real Slim Shady.wav       
        选自专辑《The Real Slim Shady》       
文件大?。?8.4M       
语言:英语       

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May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here...

Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door
And started whoopin' her ass worse than before
They first get divorced, throwing her over furniture (scream)
It's the return of the
Oh wait, no way, your kidding, he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?

And Dr Dre said...
Nothing you idiots, Dr Dre's dead! He's locked in my basement! (haha)
Feminist women love Eminem
Chicka chicka chicka
Slim Shady, I'm sick of him, look at him
Walking around grabbing his you know what, limpin' to you know who.
Yeah, but he's so cute though!

Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips!
And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss!
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a women's clitoris is

Of course they gonna know what intercourse is by the time they hit 4th grade
They got the discovery channel don't they?
We ain't nothing but mammals; well some of us cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes!

I'm Slim Shady
Yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady
Please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
Cuz I'm Slim Shady
Yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim shady
Please stand up, please stand up, please stand up

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me

But Slim what if you win wouldn't it be weird?
Why? So you guys can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daily and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
Yeah he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hehe!
I should download her audio on mp3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V.D. (scream)

I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
So I have been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me
Who just don't give a fuck like me
Who dress like me
Walk, talk and act like me
It just might be the next best thing
But not quite me

Cuz I'm Slim Shady
Yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady
Please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
Cuz I'm Slim Shady
Yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim shady
Please stand up, please stand up, please stand up

I'm like a head-trip to listen to
Cuz I'm only giving you things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of ya'll
And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all

I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it (rip)
I just shit it better than 90% of you rappers out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums?
It's funny cuz at the rate I'm going, when I'm 30
I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerkin'
But this whole bag of Viagra isn't working

And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin'
He could be workin' at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot circling
Screaming, I don't give a fuck!
With his windows down and system up
So will the real Shady, please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each hand up
And to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

I'm Slim Shady
Yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady
Please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
Cuz I'm Slim Shady
Yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim shady
Please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
Cuz I'm Slim Shady
Yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady
Please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
Cuz I'm Slim Shady
Yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim shady
Please stand up, please stand up, please stand up

Haha, guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up       
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